And we're back

My two favorite quotes from the trip:

At the Indian restaurant in Glasgow, the waiter brings by a free appetizer of some type of spicy chicken wings.

Mo: "mmm, these are delicious. What do you call them?"
Waiter: "we call them spicy chicken wings, madam."
Wiseass.

In a pub in Cardiff we met a bunch of locals that we were chatting with. We're introducing ourselves.

Guy from Cardiff: "Andy"
Eric: "I'm Eric."
Andy: "I know you're American. What's your name?"

Say it fast.